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The Daily WTF


URL: http://thedailywtf.com/
ODP description: Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.
Page title: Worse Than Failure: Curious Perversions in Information Technology - Worse Than Failure

The Evolution of a Programmer


URL: http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
ODP description: Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.

The Tao Of Programming


URL: http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html
ODP description: Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.

The Commentator


URL: http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/
ODP description: A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.
Page title: Cenqua: The Commentator

Reflections on Trusting Trust


URL: http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/
ODP description: An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
Page title: ACM Classic: Reflections on Trusting Trust

Epigrams in Programming


URL: http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html
ODP description: List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.

Computer Programming Humor


URL: http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm
ODP description: Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal


URL: http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
ODP description: Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.

Laugh Along with GNU


URL: http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html
ODP description: Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
Page title: Laugh along with GNU - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)

Softwarequotes.com


URL: http://www.softwarequotes.com/
ODP description: Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
Page title: SoftwareQuotes.com
Page description: SoftwareQuotes.com - Quotations from the World of Programming-

Quotes about Programmers


URL: http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html
ODP description: Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Page description: Quotations about computer programmers

Jargon File


URL: http://catb.org/jargon/
ODP description: Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Page title: Jargon File Resources

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot


URL: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm
ODP description: Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Page title: SS > jokes > How to Shoot Yourself In the Foot

Hacker's Wisdom


URL: http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/
ODP description: Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.

Programming Languages are Like Women


URL: http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html
ODP description: Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.

Hello, World Page


URL: http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml
ODP description: Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.

Computer Stupidities


URL: http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
ODP description: Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
Page title: Computer Stupidities: Programming

Life of Programmer


URL: http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm
ODP description: Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.

Softpanorama Humor Archive


URL: http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml
ODP description: Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
Page title: Softpanorama Computer and IT Humor Collection

Programming is a Weird and Wacky World


URL: http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm
ODP description: Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Page title: Programming is a Weird & Wacky World
Page description: LinkScan Finds Broken Links and Creates SiteMaps. Developed by Electronic Software Publishing Corporation (Elsop)

The Retrocomputing Museum


URL: http://catb.org/~esr/retro/
ODP description: Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
Page description: A museum of archaic computer languages

Holger's Humor Page


URL: http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html
ODP description: Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.

Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code


URL: http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html
ODP description: A song kind of by Paul Simon.
Page title: Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code (10-Sep-1995)

ComedyCode


URL: http://www.comedycode.com
ODP description: Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Page title: Computer Programming Humor @ ComedyCode.com
Page description: Computer Programming Humor - Syntactically correct code written just for fun. Good-ole fun for programmers of all types.

The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life


URL: http://www.alphaandomega.nl/
ODP description: A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
Page title: MOND IS SPRUITJE




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